Brady 2 neck

A fat ass kid who gets no bitches , has multiple necks , likes to sit on his fat ass all day and do nothing

I need to lose some weight , I’m turning into brady 2 necks

by Austin Gregory March 14, 2022

Gemme that neck

When someone does something stupid you get their neck by slapping the back or any part of their neck with your hand and as soon as some one says "gemme that neck" you say self serve. And if that person says no neck no nothin you could say the word "Peace" to save your self

Matt: I thought it was tuesday
Eric: no. Gemme that neck!
Matt: self serve
Eric: neck no nothin
Matt: Peace

by Gemme that neck May 30, 2016

wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.

Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.

by one of many concerned friends January 21, 2014

Neck Master

Girls who are really good at sucking dick.

I need me a little neck master! -Bat Talk

by Anime Girl Kisser January 22, 2024

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 20, 2024

Blow your neck out

To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw

I am going to blow your neck out tonight cuh.

by Blowing back out December 08, 2020

my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023