Monster eye

When you cum on your girl’s face and you get it in her eye and it stings and gets red and she winks on the way to the bathroom.

I told Jerry when he popped last night not to get it in my hair and the bastard gave me monster eye instead.

by Gubyzer May 3, 2020

bulgolgi monster

A secret monster that lives in the shadows and claps Robert Juarez's cheeks on the daily.

John: Whats wrong with Robert Today?
Adrian: I think he might have run into the Bulgolgi Monster last night.

by Biggoygoy April 20, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021

monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024

spaggati monster

its a monster

THE ALL MIGHTY SPAGGATI MONSTER IS COMING
GET ON YOUR KNEES AND BOW THE F**K DOWN

by BOYPIG24 June 7, 2017

Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010

monster

zia :D

act your way through life so no one sees the monster B)

by nou0307 March 31, 2022