A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
by mercxz May 10, 2024
A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).
Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
by CheeseCakeFries February 19, 2021
by Mith Miller September 17, 2008
A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
by The River Walker October 08, 2020
by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus
Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020