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retard

jack is a retard
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retarded

verbal abuse is when a lil snowflake finds some way to take something you said offensively
billy: hey, look at that dog over there! its fucking retarded
bob: yeah hahaha
random stranger: hEy ThAtS oFfEnSiVE
by samanth2a March 10, 2020
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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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Retard

Someone who is slow and really dumb
My friend Alex Zoci is a retard
by Alex zoci April 22, 2019
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Tall Retard

Imagine being a tall retard. People with names like JOE, CODY, and JACK can be tall retards.
Cody is a big tall retard
by Yunniq November 13, 2019
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Retard

A name for a fuckhead at school. Also, you can use retarded instead. Never tell your teacher that they are a retard or call them retarded, you will get in sooo much trouble.
by Abi_GachaWolf October 19, 2018
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Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.
Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."
by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020
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