Rusty sousaphone

A Rusty Sousaphone is a Rusty Tuba performed on a man who is incredibly well endowed.

My boyfriend is hung like John Holmes and I gave him a Rusty Sousaphone last night.

by CGHDun December 1, 2021

Rusty Melodica

The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.

Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.

by Tayus Neb October 26, 2019

rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

Rusty nail

When you wipe your bum and your finger go’s through the toilet paper and you get poo on ur finger

Fuck! I got a rusty nail

by Finnzapoo November 11, 2020

rusty boozer

Alternate word for Thanksgiving day.

“Hey Jared, ya hype for rusty boozer this year?”
Yea bro. Love me some rusty boozer turkey.”

by Jdog333 November 12, 2020

Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020

Rusty Giuliani

Getting a dry hand job from an escort in a hotel room

I got a Rusty Giuliani last night!

by Bennett1313 November 18, 2020