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Pulling a Palumbo

When someone wastes alcohol in any sort of way. Could be spilling it, or throwing away a can with leftover alcohol.

A “Palumbo Special” is when someone shotguns a drink and pussies out half way through leaving enough to keep drinking. But instead throws it out so nobody thinks he’s a pussy who can’t shotgun.

We hate Palumbo
God damn it man, you pulled a Palumbo!

If I had nickel for every time this nigga pulled a Palumbo, I could buy another case of PBR 6% Tallboys ($56 btw)

Palumbo you owe us milk you douche!

You’ll never catch me pulling a Palumbo, I’m not a pussy
by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 27, 2023
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Pulling a Ralph

"Pulling a Ralph" - The Art of Friday Night Hype

When you're "pulling a Ralph," you've just signed up for the most epic Friday night adventure of your life. You've texted your friends, made bold plans, and even put on your party shoes. The anticipation is electric, and you can practically taste the wild night ahead.

But here's the twist: "pulling a Ralph" isn't about the epic night itself; it's about the legendary build-up. You strut into the bar with the swagger of a rockstar, order a single beer, and suddenly, you're overwhelmed by an inexplicable urge to go home and binge-watch documentaries about cheese-making.

Yes, folks, "pulling a Ralph" is that artful dance between hyping up your Friday night plans to the max and then letting them fizzle out faster than a deflating balloon. It's the unexpected twist that leaves your friends scratching their heads and wondering if you're secretly a secret agent for the "Couch Potato Clan."

So, next time you find yourself promising the world for a Friday night out but end up embracing your inner homebody after one beer, you can proudly declare, "I just pulled a Ralph!"

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Sure thing! Here's a funny example of how "pulling a Ralph" can be used in a sentence:

"After a week of non-stop bragging about their epic Friday night plans, Sarah and Tom arrived at the party with confetti cannons and glow sticks. But much to everyone's amusement, they ended up 'pulling a Ralph' when, after just one beer, they decided to leave early and watch a riveting documentary on the history of garden gnomes instead." #MasterClassInRalphing
by kevlin September 30, 2023
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Pulling blankets

Stretching out a long piece of foreskin above and beyond the penis’ length.
She was pulling blankets right as he came and his juice was trapped inside, avoiding her lips.
by Bubbito October 18, 2019
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Pulling a guilbert

Pulling a Guilbert comes from ancient Hebrew. It translates to one who commits an error.
oh my goodness Karla, i was really pulling a guilbert the other night.
by Julio10613 December 16, 2020
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pulling a link

pulling a link means to eat someone out.
“ hey wyd today
pulling a link, wbu “
“ dang, same “
by camboyhhj November 14, 2020
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Pulling a BongBong

When you can't accept political defeat so you keep protesting results up to the Supreme Court until you reach the next elections still clinging to your belief that you were cheated.
Trump is Pulling a BongBong. Hopefully he won't keep it up for 4 years.
by Chibble bibble November 17, 2020
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Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.
They really did Pull A Yobert !
by Yobert October 25, 2020
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