Fickle pickle

A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.

I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!

by BigDaddyC6969 December 2, 2020

pickled wiener

When a man goes without bathing for over a month and his penis smells like it's been pickled.

Visible identifiers of a pickled wiener would include clumps of smegma sticking out of the foreskin, flies, and ingrown hairs.

"I'm not giving you head until you wash that pickled wiener between your legs"

by TheSlyfoxninja August 2, 2023

Pickle Wikle

When you’re girlfriend thinks your dick is a pickle and starts to suck it.

You’re dick is in a pickle wikle now.

by 8937875894675964256773457 April 10, 2019

French Pickle

Can be used when you have beat another team or have pranked someone

We just French pickled Andres

by FrenchPickler November 3, 2019

French Pickle

Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.

Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!

by Donkey Doug April 8, 2021

Bathroom Pickle

A pickle that has been brought into or has been grown in a bathroom. It must have the juice sucked out of it before it is consumed to be considered a "bathroom pickle that has lived it's best life."

"Man, Jessica brought some amazing and juicy Bathroom Pickles to the party last night."

by BabyImABozo January 9, 2021

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

The more controversial version of the phrase "they go together like peanut butter and jelly."

Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023