Michael and Keyla 

An amazing couple or friend zone relationship

I can’t believe Michael and Keyla are dating

Michael and Keyla by Nicek October 7, 2021

michael duran 

fat beast who raps songs as well as wraps burrittos.

damn did u see that 300 pound girl? she be lookin all michael duranISH!!

michael duran by duranj831 May 28, 2009

michael Phelps 

cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"

yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps

michael Phelps by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009

Michael Phelps 

A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...

Michael Phelps by trptking October 10, 2008

michael phelps 

synonym for god, zeus etc.

also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.

michael phelps is not a human

michael phelps by blabla!! October 12, 2008

Michael Andreopoulos 

A cocky dweeb of a Greek boy who's only comeback is "do you even lift?"

paul: had a nice day at the gym today
gary: Do you even lift?
paul: Gary stop being such a Michael Andreopoulos

Michael Andreopoulos by TaylorFalls March 7, 2013

michael stewert 

fucking fag with a small penis and likes to put stuff up his ass

Britney: did you here michael stewert put baseball bat up his ass
Kristen: holly shit

michael stewert by niggernija January 8, 2014