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swig monster

He his very weird and will make you gag he cannot play games and acts like a girl
Guy1.Who is that he is terrible on battlefield someone kick him!!
Guy2.it is swig monster I need to ban him he is so bad at this he is making us loose!!
by JBroisabeast123 October 9, 2017
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Gurn monster

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.
"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"
by The junkeymonkey November 5, 2011
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015
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White monster

For your white monster 🍆
by PPman21 October 17, 2025
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Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
May we all be mud monsters.”
by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021
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Russian Monster Truck

The act of inserting one's entire head into another individuals anus before screaming as loud as possiblem, with goal of creating a sound - wave based, sensual experience.
SONIC: "Yo Eggggggman, nice booty."

DR. ROBOTNIK: "Lets see how much you REALLY love my cheeks, hedgehog!"

SONIC: "Alright! I'm gonna eat this entire Chili Dog, than wear you like a hat Doc!"

DR. ROBOTNIK: "At long last, after Sonic gives me a RUSSIAN MONSTER TRUCK, the seven chaos emeralds will finally be mine!

SONIC: "Here we go!"
by Flooperzz August 24, 2025
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