Tongue Monster

Noun
Where one person ties up or otherwise restrains another, then proceeds to lick all over their body

"Dude, why is your skin all shiny...and sticky?"
"My girlfriend gave me a tongue monster..."

by LostABet January 1, 2012

Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012

bug monster

the one and the only baby

The bug monster has found us. He, the one and the only, has terrified you.

by matthewharper6108881849 June 18, 2011

app monster

somebody who is addicted to buying apps.

Person 1: Man, Sam has so many apps on his iPhone.
Person 2: Yeah. he's a total app monster.

by cheerdiva800 July 1, 2011

Gurn monster

Someone who takes so much MDMA that they are a tripping little goblin creature that sits in the corner munching his face.

"Dude you dropped to much, you were just sitting there like a little gurn monster"

by The junkeymonkey November 5, 2011

Yae Monster

A term used to describe addiction to cocaine.

Did you hear about Izzy? He's been doing lines and smoking laced bowls at parties, now he's battling the Yae Monster.

by ElectricTerror November 12, 2011

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011