A real man who grew a beard when 11 years old. The creator of "Gentlemanspil". Big man, Big heart, Big Cock, Big Beard.
by bigdicklover1234567897544 September 10, 2021
Get the Monzer Monstermug. The fucking thing under your bed
by chimkin nugg January 14, 2021
Get the Monstermug. Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*
by Officialopposum August 8, 2021
Get the Monster Energymug. A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.
Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!
by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016
Get the Mattress Monstermug. A social construct. A monster can be based on looks or behavior. Something that is considered physically monstrous may not have monster-like morals. Someone who participates in monstrous behavior but is considered physically appealing, may not be considered a monster. It is often that what is a monster is based on looks rather than actions and those who have monstrous morals are the ones who call those who are physically different, monsters.
by anonymous May 7, 2022
Get the Monstermug. by Lilbabean June 23, 2023
Get the sog monstermug. A creepy stalker who wants to rape women just to lose his virginity. Another word for this meaning is "pervert." No wonder why women won't date these men. Keep it up, ladies! Ditch those bad boys!
Girl: Ew, I just saw a virgin monster. Best to avoid dating him.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
Girl 2: Wow, no wonder why he never really had a girlfriend in his life. He could end up being like a 40-year old virgin.
by TechUser93 June 5, 2021
Get the Virgin Monstermug.