legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.

Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.

by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013

Lady

the most beautiful bean you could ever meet on this world. kind, loving, goofy, & stubborn. she’s a jack of all trades and one that you’ll never get bored of. truly loyal and will always want to be by your side no matter what. she’s the greatest lady you’ll ever meet.

Lady: *rolls around on the floor from happiness, exposing her cooch to the world*

Ladys mom: “oh my gosh lady! that’s so not lady-like of you!”

Lady: “(O.O)”

by ladyismydoge November 22, 2021

lady burrito

The scrumptious monthly product of a woman’s internal taco shop. Once it has churned out copious amounts of its famous sauce, it is rolled up with absorbent pad and wrapper. This is the lady burrito. Shining it’s majesty atop the trash in the waste bin, it can be confused for those of the Bell or Chipotle variety, early in the morning. But behold, it is neither. It is the lady burrito.

S: Dude, you threw away a Taco Bell burrito?
T: Nah dude, that right there is a glorious lady burrito.
S: Damn.

by legendsword2 March 14, 2018

Lady Jane'd

To jizz on a girl's crotch, and then shaving your armpits onto your jizz to give her pubes.

"I've been growing for six years to lady jane this bitch!"

"After I Lady Jane'd my wife I licked it all up because she puked"

by jfwsvfbeuiwvbw November 25, 2011

Lady lugs

What car girls have that make guys cry when they can mechanic better than them.

She shown me her lady lugs when she changed her tire with no jack.

by Tati16rose December 10, 2022

Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.

I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!

by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 20, 2022

lady starfish

bullhole

Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.

by ggkjbkjm, April 12, 2016