Libra Club

Another name for "library." Sometimes used to mask the word.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna study for that test?"
Person 2:"Sure, meet me in the Libra Club."

Idiot 1: "Oh man, clubbin' already?! NICE!!"

by Bleepblorp December 7, 2010

club dining

Going to a wholesale club for a free meal by filling up on all the free samples they hand out.

I'm kind of short on cash. What say we do some club dining at BJ's Wholesale Club? Yesterday, they were offering samples of lasagna, pizza, crackers and sherbet. The samples are tiny but after a few rounds, I had a complete meal.

by Slo Joe Jizz October 4, 2010

cloud 9 club

getting really high and fucking

lets smoke and fuck so we can be part of the cloud 9 club

by helloworld22 June 15, 2010

The Dinosaur Club

A slang term used to describe a member of the lesbian community. See Lickalottapuss

-"Did you see thos lesbians making out at the mall?"
-"Yeah, talk about The Dinosaur Club"

by BPH1 October 24, 2011

dads club

a club for gay men with children

Dude the dads club is going on tonight.

by livvv August 1, 2011

club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

Club Mattress

The bed you lay in instead of going to the gym.

I'm supposed to get a work-out in, but I'm lounging in club mattress instead.

by PapiLoco June 20, 2010