The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.
Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.
by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023
If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.
Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.
by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023
The sexual act of shitting on someones chest and the following it up with urinating on that same piece of feces. Creating a golden barrel
by Ryan ht1 December 11, 2019
When someone is urinating in your mouth and you laugh resulting with the urine expelling out of your nose in a sprinkler fashion.
Johnny was having a grand old time peeing in Mary’s mouth when he made her chuckle resulting in the act called a golden sprinkler.
by Sir Bangsalotmore September 04, 2022
When you’re doing a girl from behind, and you pull both of her arms back. You pull out and urinate all over her back.
Charlie walked out of the room all smelly and wet with another person.
He must’ve gotten the golden Phoenix in the other room.
He must’ve gotten the golden Phoenix in the other room.
by Don’t tell mama September 19, 2017