french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014

French spungle

To shove you foot so high up someones butt it starts to bleed,
A mutation of Spungle

Annie French Spungled me last night

by CoolTom October 31, 2025

french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole

"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."

by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017

French Wintercone

When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.

My cousin said she had a French Wintercone during her winter break in Maine.

by James_McKerras March 19, 2023

Kaliyah french fries

She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts

Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3

by freezedriedcvm November 21, 2023

Will French

Ferda Lax God

Ripping bar Africa while Will French chirping the Birds.

by rid2ucebiieqer3u30 September 12, 2024

French vacuum

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason

I spotted the legendary French vacuum

by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024