Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it

Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!

by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021

3 free passes

Your boyfriend gets 3 passes to do whatever he wants to do to you anytime anywhere and you can't do anything about it

My boyfriend has 3 free passes he gets to do whatever he wants to me

by Mexicanguy75 January 31, 2020

Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.

Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy

by J^2mafia July 24, 2023

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by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Free

Something you have to pay nothing for.

Africa is free.

by Sock cuck July 30, 2021