Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

Ethan

he twerks in front of a camera

Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?

jekin: sure why not

ethan: *twerks*

jenkin: oh no stop

ethan: no haha

by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020

Ethan

The type of white boy with the huge dong.

Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .

by I poop a poop November 21, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the type of guy to be blasian, like pidgeons sexually, and talks to little boys he also is starting a prolific rap career as UncWedlock and has been seen going "Unc mode"

Ethan likes boys

by anonymous April 28, 2024

Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj

oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum

by Euan Mcgay April 18, 2023

Ethan belulia

The most godly man you'll ever meet. His presence will jaw drop and dick hard.

Holy shit there goes Ethan belulia I've just got rock hard!

by Adrian galism May 30, 2023

Ethan Furgle

He is a YouTuber on the internet, gaining traction from his Shorts and videos on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. He has a lot of viral videos, especially on Instagram. He makes Roblox content, usually, he shows an intro then shows fake gore in the next frame.

"Hey did you watch the new Ethan Furgle video?"
"Why the fuck would I watch Ethan Furgle, he's weird."

by CinnamorrolGirl November 19, 2024