by ExistingSomeone November 24, 2022
Get the Emilymug. stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 1, 2022
Get the Jess and Emilymug. A really nice person really beautiful girl . When you are down she can change your mood. She is really caring person and makes you feel safe when you are around her
by Pleae November 30, 2021
Get the Emilymug. A white girl names emily must be ugly I do not make the rules it is a know fact she probably has big ugly eyes or a nose bigger than the earth if she gets a man they will run away as fast as they can and a emily is annoying and if he name is emily she’s a mistake
Derek: hey man I lost my job today
Aron: really man dam how though?
Derek I saw a emily I was so scared she looked like a beast she was so ugly YUCK! I ran out of there so fast I was faster than the flash
Aron: really man dam how though?
Derek I saw a emily I was so scared she looked like a beast she was so ugly YUCK! I ran out of there so fast I was faster than the flash
by Adrian Sandwich December 14, 2019
Get the emilymug. 
either the funniest motherfucker you've ever met or the most annoying bitchass whore you wish you'd never laid eyes on.
Person 1: "lmao emily is so funny bruh"
Person 2" "nah bro fuck emily she a bitch ong."
Person 1: "fuck her? you think she'd let me? i wish!"
Person 2: "you're actually down bad gtf.."
Person 2" "nah bro fuck emily she a bitch ong."
Person 1: "fuck her? you think she'd let me? i wish!"
Person 2: "you're actually down bad gtf.."
by i.aint.even.here.tbh May 14, 2022
Get the Emilymug. by familymorg4 February 19, 2022
Get the Emilymug.