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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram May 31, 2016
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Drivehole

"You're dad's gonna plow through that drivehole and pop a blow"

Aka "your father is going to hastily drive through the garage door and pop his tire."
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deiveonce

A beautiful intelligent young lady with an attitude out of this world she is one of a kind .
Deiveonce is very nice girl
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Deliveon

A name often used to describe a male of the African gender. This name represents a person that is not well known and very quiet in a typical day to day basis
Man that shy kid totally looks like a Deliveon
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DeliverySand

When you have deliveries coming out your ears & you've been abandoned by your work colleague & feels like your sinking in quicksand your in delivery sand
'Thanks for leaving me in deliverysand mate'
'I can't help you right now I'm sinking in deliverysand'

'Couldnt even answer my phone, I was up to my armpits in DeliverySand'
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Drive by

Fucking a bitch hard and fast, pulling your dick out and spraying her body with your load.
I pulled a drive by on my bitch, sprayed those sexy curves with cum like an Uzi.
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delivery duck

A blue Ecstatic <not to be confused with aesthetic> duck that dresses in red, and makes people confused about their sexuality(?) Dressed in crispy taco, a poop doop.
"I have a brina, I'm also a shit pigeon but most of all I'm a delivery duck"
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