Daddy Sitting

a form of baby sitting performed reluctantly by the father that is rarely accepted by the mother

Husband: "Don't worry dear. You go away for the weekend with your girls. I'll be fine daddy sitting!"
Wife: "what did you just say? Looking after your own kids for one freaking weekend shouldn't be hard work!"
Husband: "Whatever!"

by Joe's Problem Is Joe October 15, 2008

Daddy's drunk

(adj.) A feeling of euphoria and sleepiness commonly felt after eating at Daddy's Main Street.

Sorry, I had to take a little nap; I was Daddy's drunk.

by Hazel16214 March 1, 2010

Aspartame Daddy

A sugar daddy that happens to also be a type-1 diabetic.

I can't be yo sugar daddy because high blood sugar sucks! I'm yo Aspartame Daddy.

by MathBoy86 March 30, 2023

scat daddy

An urban, male crackhead who performs sexual deeds in return for crack, cocaine, marijuana, or currency, usually less than $10.

Be sure to watch out for tht scat daddy out there when you reach Ridgepoint.

by TrellThaTruth October 26, 2011

Ice Daddy

The person who brings ice to another person, place or party. Also know as Ice Father or Father of Frozen.

"Has anyone seen Ice Daddy? My drink is warm and it's Buzz Wednesday already."
"You mean Father of Frozen? On his way now with 3 bags of ice, just left the booth I hear"

by Piper the Polar Bear November 9, 2017

t-daddy

A big dick, pot smoking, racecar driving bad ass. Tends to deliver pizza and blow doors off chevys.

Look at T-Daddy and Tony Stewart running bitches down.

by Wubablubadubdub January 22, 2017

Daddy Pig

mmm~ a sexy pig~ I want his pp~~

daddy pig is so sexy I would kill mommy pig just to look at him😍

by lalalala_human August 2, 2020