Cum Lover

If you feel a man break away from you after sex, even after he’s been telling you beautiful things, then you’ve been with a “Cum Lover.”

He’s your lover when he’s about to cum, but when he’s not charged up sexually, he doesn’t have those same feelings.

Pay attention to what a man says over the course of a day when you’re not having sex. Men's real feelings come out after the sex.

He seemed so into me and affectionate but I haven't heard from him since we had sex last week...
...Girl, he's just a Cum Lover and hollers at you when he wants sex.

by porcelain_dame May 6, 2018

cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.

your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy

by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015

Cum Dungeon

A dungeon for feeding your little cumsluts daddy's love juice.

John: Hey Chad, how's the basement coming along?
Chad: It's not a basement, i'm building a Cum Dungeon
John: What the fuck

by mr. plague doctor November 7, 2019

Cum Jester

The act of jizzing in your partner's mouth while telling her a joke that is so funny that the semen proceeds to snot-rocket out of her nostrils.

Person 1:"Hey how's it going with Stacy?"
Person 2:"Good bro. I think she likes my jokes. I'll know fersure as soon as I Cum Jester her."

by titomac November 22, 2011

cum mug

A mug used to cum into or to store semen

Do you want to smell my cum mug

by Strangerman51 November 3, 2020

Cum ratio

The ratio of how many times a guy or girl cums in relation to the other.

Man she got off so easy! She came 5 times and I only came once! 5:1 cum ratio bro.

by Cummaster September 8, 2013

Mouth Cum

You blast your load so deep inside an individuals arse it comes out their mouth when they spit it out.

Ruth: Blast it!

Kayla Harry: (load blasts)

Ruth: (Vomits the load out her mouth)

Kayla Harry: Woah you just performed Mouth Cum!

by Grant Hansen July 5, 2018