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clown

Joe: who's not president of America anymore?
bestie: a clown obviously
by YEET (SKRRT) January 20, 2021
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Clown

One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.
John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.
by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021
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Clown

by CringeMoments July 18, 2021
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Clowney Clown Clown

Tricksters at heart, the Clowney Clown Clowns love chaos! They salivate for trouble! DO NOT TRUST!

they are lawful evil
Are you being a little Clowney Clown Clown???
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Clown

Mahah
Mahah is a clown for not leaving a guy who hasn’t replied to her in three days xoxo
by Dontworrybloody May 11, 2020
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circus of clowns

n: a shit-ton of clowns; a large grouping of clowns with a malevolent purpose
The circus of clowns rode the herd of war elephants on a pillaging rampage.
When Tim woke up, his worst nightmare had been realized: a circus of clowns had abducted him in his sleep.
by biggitylogos May 8, 2014
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Clown

How would you like to go to a show and the guy telling jokes is pleading with the audience for them to take his shit seriously or blurting out that he's really just doing this to get rich and powerful, not because he really likes it. It wouldn't be a good night, it would be a disaster waiting to happen. The worst kind of clown is the one that wants to get taken seriously, or is more offended by the audience than the audience is by them.

He/she looked and sounded entirely too serious for the clown that he/she always was as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
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