A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025
Get the Club footmug. A fan club of dabcat34sexuals, who are romantically and sexually attracted to dabcat34 from playstation
by Dabcat34 fan club president January 25, 2024
Get the dabcat34 fan clubmug. member 1: hey are you coming to the rassbury club meeting tonight?
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl
member 2: yep i cant wait to diss that girl
by hhjgvnjl March 1, 2009
Get the rassbury clubmug. You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
• People forget your birthday completely
• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.
• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"
by Milkysym December 20, 2015
Get the The Epiphany Clubmug. Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.
by Andrew Candler November 16, 2018
Get the Edina Swim Clubmug. by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
Get the Dorky Dorky Literature Clubmug. Mile High Club at the highest level. To have sex 1 mile high in an airplane with the pilot. If achieved, the pilot has now become a Mile High Club Host and the other individual has become a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
3) If the Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they are both Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.
George: Hey Spencer I heard you took Kacy on a flight for your date! Did you join the Mile High Club?
Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.
Spencer: Yep in fact I’m a Mile High Club Host and I made her a Mile High Club VIP😏.
by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 25, 2024
Get the Mile High Club Hostmug.