Clown Fuck Around

To waste someone’s or your own valuable time doing nothing and being a fucking moron

Today, Scott decided to do nothing and just Clown Fuck Around

by LOGANsaurs October 29, 2022

Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022

tugballs the clown

a goofy silly zesty bungy clown, he filled his veins with type 17 heroine and starting touching children

"hey man, you saw that clown movie tugballs the clown?"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"

by alt account November 7, 2022

Clown Town

Any place where there is a large gathering of clowns, juggalos, or other various manner of jesters. Any location can become a Clown Town, and any Clown Town can become a normal place.

Never going to Clown Town again, i came out covered in seltzer water and Faygo.

by Garfibromyalgia November 24, 2022

Clown

Victor

Victor is a clown because he cannot even SPELL clown

by Truefax22 November 28, 2022

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022

Sloppy clown

When a guy unloads in a woman's vagina while she is on her menstral cycle then goes down on her and eats it and gets it on his face.

Last night Tom got a sloppy clown.

by Bearded Lunchlady April 21, 2022