Chicken stock

(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Did you do or say anything chicken stock today?

by Sexydimma June 1, 2022

headless chicken

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022

Smelt chicken

A belligerent, self-important scumbag who is overcooked and underserved.

That woman Jessica Aguiar from Baldwin NY is a smelt chicken

by Secb April 3, 2023

Suicide chicken

A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.

"Bro, I played suicide chicken and I barely made it to 1 minute, it was intense."

by Informative memer March 9, 2020

The hungry chicken

You’re sitting in a chair, sleeping, but a part of your brain is fighting it. Your head sags, chin to your chest, but then it whips back up, often accompanied by a snort. Like a chicken grazing for feed, you look hungry.

My man Clyde over here tryin’ not to sleep in that recliner, but it’s a losing battle and he’s doing the hungry chicken!

by Stratobladder September 21, 2022

chicken paw

When a man makes his hand look like a chicken talon with the thumb sticking forward to anally stimulate his girl while he hits it doggy style. Usually used as a way of "testing the waters" for ass play.

I was trying to see if she liked ass play so i tested her with a chicken paw while I was hitting it from behind. She pushed my hand away so I knew to go no further.

by TheOneWhoSkeetz October 5, 2017

Chicken shit

Somebody who would kill symbolically to prove the point that they're not a chicken shit is a chicken shit.

The girl behind the bombing was trying to show the asshole she could hurt someone with disabilities, especially over being called out for being a chicken shit.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019