Horizontal bar

A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.

Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.

Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.

Teacher: You! Come to the horizontal bar.
My balls: Ah, shit – here we go again…

by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019

GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet

Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!

by Maggielovesass June 19, 2023

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."

Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

im off a bar

extremely intoxicated on marijuana!!!!

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪

by gangster14 May 15, 2019

wispa bar

a secret name reffering to marijuana in order to be discreet

person : hey you got the wispa bar
other person : yes bae

by tegancrow May 3, 2021

K-Bar Fried

A somewhat slang term for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

I got the munchies. Let's head over to K-Bar Fried for some hot wings.

by NorCal BeachGuy June 29, 2011