Mum Banger

A friend who gets bullied so claims to have banged everyone’s mum.

Someone: shut it fatso
Robin: shut up I banged ur mum
Mum banger

by Urdaxoxoxoxoox June 11, 2018

Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.

Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..

by Great Gadberry June 12, 2018

Turd bagger

Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".

Look at that guy! He just picked up that turd! What a turd bagger!

by Jay Marc June 22, 2018

dick badger

A dick badger is a tall lanky white kid named Luke. Also a pretty cool cat to be around yet still a faggot.

You’re a real dick badger.

by Carl tha Gawd March 2, 2018

Blue banger

Someone who has a smurf fetish and wants their partner to wear blue body paint when they have sex.

I had to break up with her because she was a blue banger. She always wanted to cover me in blue body paint.

by Conor T May 9, 2018

Korean Banger

The term "taking a Korean Banger" is a suburban term used to describe the act of taking a shit. The idea is that your waste travels in a straight, downward motion with a point of impact (POI) within cross proximity of the launch zone. (Emulating North Korean middle tests.)

My asshole is soaked from a Korean Banger that splashed back.

by LordMoradus March 6, 2018

Rita Barberá

a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.

Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.

Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.

by YourGrandmother's Tupperware March 21, 2018