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Bag of Wank

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.
What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank
by Liquidhalo231 December 29, 2009
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juju bag

A small leather bag, sometimes a dried scrotum from an unfortunate animal (or person), used by West African Witch Doctors to store their potions/chicken bones etc.
"Dave, get another round in mate, my mouth is drier than a West African Witch Doctors chamois leather Juju bag".
by Killick Stoker September 14, 2013
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nose bags

One of the 'Flood' that appear in the game Halo. The big ones with no eyes that explode and have them little spider-y things fly out of them (aka bogeys)
you: what the hell is that?
me: a nose bag

you: I was totally pwned by that nose bag earlier

you: those nose bags are so funny!

me: the only reason I play on Halo is to pwn them mofo nose bags!!
by Ashlme February 5, 2008
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Bag Snag

When a man has completed urinating and is in a hurry to put the equipment away and get back to whatever he was doing. In the process he gets his "bag" or at least some skin caught in the zipper. The resulting pain is caused by "bag snag".
In a rush to get back to the poker table I suffered a "bag snag" when zipping up.
Or,
Don't be in such a hurry or you could suffer from a "bag snag".
by bombsie March 10, 2010
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Douche Bag

1. A jerk

2. An Asshole

3. Someone With turbo aids

4. An Unstable Cracker who shoots Unstable Niggers.
by Josh AKA Jesus from mc February 27, 2009
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Bag-Boob

When wearing a shoulder-strap bookbag or laptop case, and you have slight to extreme man boobs, it accentuates these man-boobs causing a feeling that everyone is staring at your fatness.
Person 1: Dude, watch out on that strap.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: You're developing bag-boob
Person 2: Damn. Everyone can see my man boobs?
Person 1: Yup.
by qwertyuiop3455mave November 16, 2009
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tard-bag

Tard-bag also meaning retardness. Or a bag full of retardness.
That boy is a Tard-bag.
by bosh May 13, 2005
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