by HKM505 September 29, 2021
by Addison booty February 06, 2020
by Eshaybrah May 20, 2021
stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.
Guy 1: why? What’s their names?
Guy 2: Jess and Emily
Guy 1: *implodes*
by DontAngerMeIllExplodeYourBalls October 01, 2022
a stunning girl you won’t get better nobody could as for a better friend amazing at netball sooooo peng and actually the best person ever she has the best friends ever like ever !!! Soo nice so kind actually amazing at everything stunning eyes good taste has all the boys getting on her 🥵🥵🥵
by Doorhandle1362818 September 23, 2019
Emily T is a tennis ho, who likes to spank older men with her rackets. She goes for tall daddies, who sometimes happen to be her teacher. She’s into playing with people named chase, and she’s in love with Krzysiu.
by rybread400 September 19, 2019
Emily Johnson candice this candice that
by but Candice Be us March 03, 2022