Asshole

The worst.

Hokey is an asshole.

by HillbillyTanker April 27, 2024

Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

asshole

Jake Paul, Justin biber big assholes

girl they are assholes
boy who
girl Jake Paul and Justin biber

by precolonial May 29, 2018

asshole

That person that takes a massive shit in YOUR bathroom then doesn't turn on the fucking fan

that fucking asshole didn't turn on the bathroom fan

by that god damn asshole February 5, 2021

Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024

Varnished asshole

Used to describe a terrible smelling object

<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes

by Asspipe April 7, 2009

Asshole in a Frenzy

When you use this phrase it means it got you irritated,angry, and/or made your asshole clench from Anxiety.

I hate when i can’t half-swipe on snapchat, it sent my asshole in a frenzy.

by BadBittieInTheCity April 25, 2020