fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 17, 2019

apple

red orange

oh i want a red orange, oops i mean an apple

by search my name SUGAR December 19, 2019

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

apple cancer

either used as an insult or when you eat so many apples that you get cancer

"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."

by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

Apple

to take a massive bite out of something while holding it in your palm

did you just apple that pineapple? what the fuck is wrong with you?

by WaffleCo December 30, 2019

But Apple

When you put an apple in your but.

I'm gonna But Apple you.

by Dicky'em on down March 24, 2019

apple

apple

apple

by damdom April 2, 2019