Air Thief

Someone that is dreamed unworthy to exist so is a waste of any energy on that is an "Air Thief".

She Doesn't Deserve to exist what an Air Thief

by The Star sign of Scorpio 🦂 December 21, 2022

Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom

The phenomenon that, no matter how good something is, if you mix it with something bad for long enough, you'll eventually associate it negatively.

Derived from how great air freshener smells in the store, but by the time you've used it to cover up 20 odd poops in the bathroom, you'll forever associate the smell with poop and will hate it.

Jane: Hey Laura, where are them fantastic shoes you bought a few months back?

Laura: Yeah they succumbed to the Bathroom Air Freshener Phenomenom. I wore them round Stu's house too many times. Now when I look at them they look sad and pathetic, so I dumped them when I dumped him.

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Her: Didn't you used to like Love Actually?

Him: Yeah but after watching The Walking Dead 3 seasons too long, I now can't look at Andrew Lincoln without hearing that goddam accent.

by tain london December 25, 2022

Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.

Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.

by Kamo89 January 2, 2023

puts on air

to act in a way that shows one thinks one is better than other people

Patrick: “Do you mean she ‘puts on air’? That’s just fancy talk”

by imQaif January 12, 2023

Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F)

The Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence is when air is pumped into ones ass and then released simulating a natural fart. Employing such method properly can catapult oneself into legend status if done properly.

Christopher was unsatisfied with his fart game so he deployed the Artificial Air Assisted Flatulence (A.A.A.F) method utilizing a rusty basketball pump in the garage. Christopher then rejoined Thanksgiving dinner, bare assed as the day he was born, and released a fart so long and loud he was forever nicknamed “The Exhaust”.

by LarsBrunswick November 22, 2021

air

An invisible thing called an atmosphere of earth (bruh, who gonna remember that). Don't you wonder if it's killing u? Like, it only allows a human to live 100 yrs? Like a slow killer?

Ex, when u inhale, a thing goes in ur nose, that air

by Ikki Ikki IKKIIIIII November 2, 2021

In the air

Having your ass in the air while watching porn, the act of solo sexual activity.

Person 1: Why does no one talk to her?
Person 2: Cause she was caught in the air last night.

by Yourmomissohot69 November 18, 2021