99 words for boobs

A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
Double-WMD's
MRE's and PFD's
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin' cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi's Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

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man of my word

A reliable person, who always keeps their promises or is known to fulfill their commitments and obligations at any cost. Someone you can sincerely trust to do something when asked.
"Don't worry, I'll never tell your wife about that, I'm a man of my word."
"I have no doubt that he'll pay you back, He's a man of his word."
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mark my words

Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."

Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.

Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.
"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."

"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."

"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."
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word em up

A directive to go and inform other people of facts which they lack from the perspective of the person issuing the directive.

Mostly issued when the person to do the informing is in fact already engaged in this activity, or is known for such, as an acknowledgment of this tendency and positive reinforcement of it.
Yo Chuck, word em up man; they don't know what TIME it is boyeee
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...word any Type

When you're bored on Urban Dictionary and type the opposite of the thing it says in the search box.
Ronald says, "I was so bored I searched '...word any Type' on Urban Dictionary."
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Make my words

"You make my words, I'm gonna get my grade 10; and everyone else can just catch a boat to Fuck-offity Land."
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