Jacob Keeler

He's bitch made.

Dang you lost the game, you played like Jacob Keeler.

by Fuhuluhtoogan June 5, 2024

Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022

Jacob

A cute mafia with specs

Wow look at tat egotistical Jacob.

by Hesto August 20, 2023

Jacob

Incredibly tall and charming, with a smile that will make satan himself question his own sexuality.

He will make you fall head over heels in love with him then crush your soul and make it look like it’s your fault.

His favorite pastimes include: blocking and unblocking you on Instagram, writing love letters he doesn’t mean, breaking girls hearts, and watching hallmark movies while taking notes on how to best destroy the next girl who finds him attractive.

“Jacob texted me!”

“I will fucking throw your phone in the ocean if you text him back, you fucking dumbass, will you ever learn.”

by Definitelynotanna December 8, 2020

Cole Jacob Berry Roberts

Master Cole J.B Roberts, is a young actor from Manchester. His current agent is Ology Kids Casting and he has featured roles as Oliver Twist in the performance of Oliver at The Stockport Plaza produced by Romiley Operatic Society. Cole has also took on roles as an extra in the British soap Coronation Street. But his main acting job which has been the highlight of his youth acting carrier would be his featured role in Scott and Bailey in 2018 where his performance won him 3 Nodas (National Operatic And Dramatic Association). And last of all Cole J.B Roberts’s current net worth stands at around £13,000.

I met Cole Jacob Berry Roberts

by young.actors124 June 9, 2020

jacob

he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on

someone: who’s that guy over there helping the teachers

them: that’s jacob

by beanieweanie November 21, 2021