Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022

Blowing out the bowl

To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone

I just blew out the bowl

I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl

I’m blowing out the bowl

by Bunnyman666 October 18, 2022

Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022

Bowling alley whore

A person who uses a bowling alley, or other really gross place, to pick up sexual partners.

“Amanda is just a bowling alley whore wearing fuck me pumps0

by Parket December 31, 2021

Salad Bowl

The pre-flush remnants of a bowel movement when you have a vegetable-rich diet.

Someone left a salad bowl in the Men’s Room.

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

a..soup..bowl

a..soup..bowl is a tiktok user who has grade A daddy issues and wants to get to know their mutuals but whenever they have a conversation it gets so awkward that they give up =)

"hey do you know a..soup..bowl on tiktok?" "Yeah, they freaked out talking to me"

by Fatherless_southpark_fan May 17, 2022

souper bowl

A "huge" disappointment (or delight, depending on who you talk to) in da comestibles department when being given a container of munchies for satisfying yer hunger while watching da game --- you'd expected an oversize deep-dish of chips or other crunchy/flavorful snacks, but instead your health-nut-minded food-provider filled said cavernous basin wif boiled mixed veggies in broth!

Da term "souper bowl" could also refer to a treating-da-eater-to-a-round-of-sports-playing bribe, whereby a parent pays for a child's fun-session at da duckpin-lanes as a reward for wincingly chowing down on a large helping of slow-cooked peas and carrots.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022