fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

Fuck nut

A crazy dumbass.

That dude is a serious fuck nut.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016

Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 11, 2024

National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

by gingerlover64 April 20, 2023

Sentient Fucking Gopro

The alternate name of V1 from the game ULTRAKILL.

"How tf did a Sentient Fucking Gopro beat 2 prime souls and a gay ass angel"
"Grandpa please go take your meds"

by General Deez May 17, 2025

fucking uwu

When you like doing uwu, but it's so good you get pregnant 6900 times.

This is fucking uwu, dan, let's push it real good even more.

by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022

Fuck around and find out

If you know Jesse H. And you have had the pleasure of being his friend then you know. There's only one person who will know this from here on out so you will never find out. But.... You can also fuck around and find out if you disrespect jesses friends or family. And it ain't pretty. So I suggest you don't fuck around to find out!

Kristy- he had me at fuck around and I surely found out. I'm a lifer now :)

Dude #1- I got this black eye from Jesse H. I had to fuck around and find out. My bad!!

by F$ckaround&f$nd@utjdh October 27, 2023