WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

its used for saying i love you or you are my best friend or my wife.

hey bro, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

bro: awwwww you are my WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER too!

husband: hey vanessa, WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!

vanessa: thank you faggot

by spookupt January 2, 2025

Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

fucks McGucks

a term used to express anger and confusion

what in the fucks mcgucks is going on over here !

by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

fuck

To eat something, usually a more wet food.

"He fucked some pizza for dinner last night."

by higstudios January 4, 2025

What the fuck did I just watch?

If you're here you probably just watched something really weird and asked yourself: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

example:

Person- is watching some really weird shit ( ex: midsommar)
*shit ends*

Person- what the fuck did I just watch?
*gets scared for life*

by fuckingweirdshit January 4, 2025

Fuck you showdown

When multiple people say fuck you to each other.

Fuck you Dave, well fuck you Tom, we just had a fuck you showdown.

by cmill7589 January 7, 2025

Fuck No Hander

Similar to the bmx trick, the Tuck No Hander, where you put your arms up in the air while performing sex in a position of your choice.

Holy shit I walked in Todd’s room when he was with his girl and he was performing a Fuck No Hander.

by AccomplishedFly4368 January 7, 2025