A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017
a duffus fuck is a fella who is a complete dumb shit in life and don't know how to react to being called duffus fuck
by duffusfuck April 15, 2017
by Tr3nt0n T Curt1n May 15, 2024
by Freezing fucks March 06, 2017
“Bro, why did you drop a big load on my science project? That took me 3 weeks!”
“Lick my fuck, bitch”
“Lick my fuck, bitch”
by LickMyFuck December 01, 2024
I did not fucking fuckerson G-man
by saopsaopsaopasop January 19, 2022
Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!
by Epesp June 22, 2024