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National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.
Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess
by Alucardious August 31, 2025
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fuck nigga

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Shut the fucking mouth up

A very blunt, often humorous way of telling someone to stop talking, usually when they’re being annoying, repetitive, or saying something obvious. Similar in meaning to “shut the fuck up,” but slightly emphasizes the “mouth” for extra effect.
person 1:blah blah blah

person 2:shut the fucking mouth up
by randompersonidk2011 September 3, 2025
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fuck the shit out of you

An indication that he is in the wrong hole. Ouch!
"I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you, cuz you got a fine ass."
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.
My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .
by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025
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Fuck

"My favorite word is 'fuck'"
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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