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sweat wank

When your having to try too hard whilst having a wank and sweat forms across the brow
She glared into his eyes, looked deep into his soul. His cheeks were rosy, sweat across his brow.. caught red handed after a crafty sweat wank
by Ratchet Ho January 14, 2019
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Gang wank

get into a circle and beat your meat with your right hand with your left you help beat the person next to You’s meat all of you finish into a cup the person who finishes last drinks it
What did you do today?

I had a gang wank with Leo and jack
by Azsw January 2, 2020
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Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.
I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.
by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025
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dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"
by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021
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Cricket Wank

A bit like the stranger but wearing your batting gloves and your favourite teams bucket hat
His missus was away and his team had won so he celebrated with a cricket wank
by Mungki_ September 15, 2024
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Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis
by REVGHOST October 1, 2022
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Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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