An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.
Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."
by Leave My Door December 1, 2019
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by Lackadams December 12, 2019
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by Lackadams December 12, 2019
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by Life at work December 14, 2019
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"You really don't have all those thing prepared nearby?"
"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"
"No way, the happy walk is like a tradition for me and I love it!"
by Jack0132 December 23, 2019
Get the happy walk mug.A sexual role play in which you mimic the act of an owner walking their dog.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
The partners must assign who would play the owner and who would play dog before this to prevent any confusion during the moment.
However, if there hasn’t been an agreement then this would be the best time for a member of the party to assert their dominance early on in the relationship.
The owner would then strap a leash around the dog’s neck, preferably a belt, then tug the dog to walk around the room.
When both parties are satisfied with the walk, the owner would then pull the dog close to them and signal the dog to perform oral.
This can only be performed by ones who has power which amount to the level of gods.
*during a FaceTime call*
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
Ashish : Would you be up to forming Walk the dog
Mahek : if you make me, you sexy hunk of meat
Ashish : You bet I fucking will.
The next day, Ashish ascended to become a Hindu god from the power he is able to wield.
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