Turtle Pizza

When you stick your dick in a pizza and feed it to a turtle.

Man, did you see Jeff do a Turtle Pizza last night!

by Sassy Steve July 13, 2022

Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.

Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!

by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019

Turtle

CUTE ANIMAL (and might bite ur fingers off)

Me: IM A TURTLE
Friend: NO UR NOT

by PoopyLife101 October 25, 2019

turtles

i like turtles

turtles are pog

by defenitly not wesley December 2, 2020

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

meat turtle

A large penis that is shaped kind of like a turtle head.

I fucked Dave's mom with my meat turtle and she swallowed my turtle jizz!

by Judy's meat turtle May 21, 2021

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016