Guitar tit

Guitar tit is when a chick is playing a guitar while sitting and her tit rests on the body of the guitar.

"I saw this chick on instagram yesterday, she was shredding an awsome solo but her guitar tit distracted me"

by Issjoy July 26, 2020

Scrotum-tit

when a part of someones body is saggy, ugly and wrinkly. Like a scrotum for a tit.

Quiet you look like a Scrotum-tit!

by All American Man April 18, 2017

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

Waffle tits

To put a girls boobs in a waffle iron causing her boobs to become waffle shaped

Rad Tod: *grabs girl's boob and then puts it on a waffle iron*

Lena: OWWWWW

Rad Tod: hehe you got waffle tits

by The Jonkler January 10, 2022

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015

tit hit

The thing applied to the hoes that be needing one.

"You're just BEGGING for a tit hit."

by CBass5342 November 23, 2016

dirt tits

When beautiful boobs get dirty while partaking in a extreme sport or risky event. Something everyone enjoys.

Wow those dirt tits came outta no where

by Bounceone November 10, 2017