Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you

Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"

by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025

Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.

Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.

by Big Moo Death June 8, 2024

tommi golden

When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.

Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden

by Aaaridolf March 21, 2022

ze golden pug

He wants admun but Pleblo won't giv him it. RIP admun 1 liek a day and maybe in the next 3 decades pug might have admun somdaey.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at ze golden pug still a supermod. Get a lief, get admun.

by Bad shit October 12, 2017

Golden Corral Sex

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.

Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.

by Stephlog June 2, 2024

Golden Laptop

The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.

Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 3, 2024

Golden Limit

someones ability to gain maximum amount of knowledge/skill on a specific topic.

I've reached my golden limit, I cannot get any better dude.

by AnonISfake September 19, 2019