Egg Mama

Eggs are mad expensive nowadays… I need me an egg mama. Kinda like a sugar mama, but sugar is still cheap.

Whole Foods got me broke, I need me an egg mama.

by Dixon butt February 19, 2023

Alien egg

Psilocybe Weraroa. A psychoactive pouch fungus found only in New Zealand.

Are there any ways to eat P Weraroa to improve the taste.

There is only one way to eat the Alien egg. Straight from the ground, dirt and all.

by Floorskin May 02, 2021

Piss Eggs

When a discord user cries when they get punked

man, NPC was leaking piss eggs all over

by Icarus3000 December 30, 2023

SunnyScrambledUp egg

Combination of scrambled and Sunny side up way of cooking egg.

Son: Mommy, can you cook sunny side up egg for me.
Mommy: Son, your egg is ready!!!🙃
Son: Wat da! Is this srambled or sunny side up? This look like SunnyScrambledUp egg.
Mommy: Sorry son, I did my best but I guess my best was not good enough. 😌

by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 30, 2020

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 08, 2021

Deviled egg salad

When the man pulls out of her ass and places one testicle in her ass and one in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 08, 2021

Jazz Eggs

A small Spodge of Spadge

Oh for heavens sake Jeremy, you've left some Jazz Eggs on the Chesterfield again

by judonostalgia December 04, 2023