The day is June 18. Our lord and savior Jahseh fell 1 year ago, so now its motherfuckin' JAH DAY baby!
Give all your energy to our savior by 1. Posting on all socials, "Happy Jah Day #LLJ, #RIPXXX, #BLESSGEKYUME"
2. Beating your favorite wife <3 3. Making sure you tell everyone you listened to Jah before everyone else.
Give all your energy to our savior by 1. Posting on all socials, "Happy Jah Day #LLJ, #RIPXXX, #BLESSGEKYUME"
2. Beating your favorite wife <3 3. Making sure you tell everyone you listened to Jah before everyone else.
Guy 1: Yo bro what even is Jah Day?
Guy 2: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JAH DAY IS? YOU'RE SUCH A FILTHY ANIMAL HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT JAH, I LISTENED TO HIS MUSIC WAY BEFORE YOU DID SWINE.
Guy 1: O-ok.
Guy 2: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT JAH DAY IS? YOU'RE SUCH A FILTHY ANIMAL HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT JAH, I LISTENED TO HIS MUSIC WAY BEFORE YOU DID SWINE.
Guy 1: O-ok.
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Get the L day mug.Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
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used to add some very meaningful thoughts into someones day, so whenever you see someone you really care about you will tell them to have a shrektastic day
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