The ugliest most funkiest most fugliest person you’ll ever meet. They always have brown hair and smell like shit. Beware if you meet a Taylor.
by bigbootyjudy00 July 23, 2022
Get the Taylor mug.Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it
by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019
Get the Maddison Taylor mug.A man whose parents thought he was a girl and picked this name. They thought he was a girl because of how truly tiny his penis is. He would give anything to be a girl! His IQ is at least one standard deviation below norm. He talks like a Valley Girl despite being from the East coast. He knew he’d have to marry right out of college on account of how tiny his little peen is. He wants to marry for money, but will probably marry someone who works for a non-profit, and then pretend to be confused by the concept of money. Worse than his stupidity though is his laziness. He thinks because his Grandpa was a doctor that makes him a genius, not recognizing he was given every opportunity and all he has to show for it are a few floaters on the toilet. Worse tho than all of the above is how incredibly mean and vindictive he is—especially to women. You won’t be surprised that he’s gay because his hatred of women is palpable. Also to picture his parents bumping uglies is the ugliest site in the world. Also his gimpy arms and legs and would benefit from having his clothing tailored (ha) because his appendages, like his penis, are hobbit-like. Stupid, selfish, spoiled, obnoxious, lazy and mean.
I don’t want to wipe my own asshole, I’m a Taylor!
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
I made a BM on the toilet I’m a big boy now (at 28 years old) I’m a Tay! That’s short for Taylor
by Big hiney January 26, 2022
Get the Taylor mug.A test devolved from Taylor Hetherington from the Autoalex channel. The test is to slam your closed hand into the bottom of a steering wheel, to see if a vehicle's horn, wipers, or lights activate.
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Get the Taylor Swift mug.She is the complete definition of KPOP trash. Constantly on crack, like never stops. Often found crying over a bowl of cereal, as she is stressed about her life in general. Never really know how to approach as she doesn't like skinny white guys who rev their engine in Tesco car park at 3AM. Not only is she a pleasure to be around, she is a stone cold bitch also.
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Get the Jade Taylor mug.She can be your best friend or your worst enemy. She tends to have a temper and attitude, she keeps her temper under control MOST of the time. She is usually a quiet person but when she's with friends she's the loudest. She has a funny random sense of humor. Skye has a heart of gold though it may not seem like it. She can always tell when someones being fake. She can be shy sometimes when it comes to meeting new people but when she opens up to you she is the funniest person you will every talk to.She likes fashion and making a good impression on people. She TRIES to be nice to everyone.he can be very stubborn sometimes. She likes being in control and she wants everything to be her way. And tends to be a cry baby when she doesnt get her way.
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