Socially Awkweird

Weird in public. Eccentric and shy as fuck.

Why is Reginald so Socially Awkweird?

by RealMcCoy1989 July 30, 2021

Socially acceptable

If people don't know about it, calling it socially acceptable isn't socially responsible.

Once Doctor Sawyer got fired, he was no longer socially acceptable at Macy's. All that studying he did wasn't going to do anything for him. He had told everyone he was socially acceptable, but he wasn't telling anyone the full reality of anything.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

social jail

when you hold people accountable in social situations where there are no legal ramifications. you can do this by uninviting them to events, unfollowing them, talking about their bad behaviour etc

Did you hear Chack sexually assaulted Marah? Too bad our legal system is fucked... better put him in social jail so he learns his lesson.

by socialjail123 April 19, 2021

social cult

a stupid phrase created by Hunter J Saxon

“i’m not invited cause it’s a social cult”

by FakeName27 February 6, 2019

social Carlinism

The practice of not emotionally investing oneself in the grand outcome of humanity while approaching society as an amusing spectacle. This attitude was famously espoused by comedian George Carlin.

The preface to Brain Droppings is the best summation of the philosophy of social Carlinism.

by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022

Social Media Patronizing

Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.

That is social media patronizing.

Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).

This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.

by Ricardo Rico December 31, 2021

Social Contract Disorder

A person who is a lying manipulative, conniving individual who will use other people and has no compassion or decency for the people around them or for the social they belong to. It's antisocial personality disorder but with a more accurate name.

Person 1: Justin Manipulated me!
Person 2: Justin Stolen my cash!
Person 1: I think he has Social Contract Disorder!

by d1ondr3 August 1, 2025