Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Retard

Anyone with the name of rayce, Cody, Cameron, or Dominic

I am a retard

by Hdjdgdhhdhd October 19, 2019

Retard

Someone who leaves an open search tab for the oncoming shift to find

we should be a retard and search do all electricians mega there nipples and microdicks or is it only d crew.

by The best crew June 13, 2025

Retarded idiot

A insult to basically say that someone is so stupid you have to use 2 definitions of stupid instead of one to get your point across.

Jerry: what’s your favorite food?
Bob: I really like pineapple pizza.
Jerry: this retarded idiot.

by h0w_t0_make_cokaine October 7, 2023

Retard

you😐

oh I’m gonna look up retard on urban dictionary cuz I’m sooo funny.no ur the retard

by Ddddduu April 14, 2021

Retard

Guys who own the oppressor MK2 in GTA 5, only retards own the oppressor MK2 like just the purest form of special needs are people who own the Mk2

Random: *selfs products*
Retard In oppressor Mk2: I’m a retard

by Rockstarowner69 May 7, 2020

Sev is a fat retard

Says shit like, "Ill say N----- if I want to".

Hey, did you know that sev is a fat retard?

by DuckyRoma December 15, 2024