When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
Get the Road-burned bratwurstmug. by Aydenante October 16, 2021
Get the Peyton burnsmug. Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
Get the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug. In a verbal back and forth, calling the winner.
Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
Universal Rule : One can not call their own BURN or kaburn.
An argument is like a fight or war, with people attacking each other's opinions and defending their own.
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.
Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.
It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
One party declares who is the winner or "Calling a burn or kaburn" Not allowed.
Shot down his argument by declaring oneself the winner. Not allowed.
It was a real battle of wits. Kaburn! <--- not allowed
by Queen of the Castle June 5, 2013
Get the Calling a burn or [kaburn]mug. by Bake bowen October 10, 2021
Get the Fin burnsmug. A man who is more in touch with his feminine side. Universally hated and has radical beliefs that he is liked.
by Mystery Stalker February 15, 2022
Get the Leo Burnsmug. by hotdoghotdoghotdigiddog November 11, 2020
Get the Devil burnmug.