Tom Fuckered

Getting fucked up, rowdy, wild

Doing something with no fucks

We sure got Tom Fuckered last night

Let's get Tom Fuckered when we get there

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

tom pullin

When an oddly shaped penis slides through a glory hole and surprises you

" damn I was just minding my own business when this dick appeared out of no where and tom pullined me"

by Mac and cheese master December 10, 2017

Tom Bradyed

Dumping someone you’ve been in a long term relationship with despite all of your friends’ and families’ pleas not to do it. Like Tom Brady did when he broke up with the Patriots and New England 😔

I just Tom Bradyed my baby momma after 20 seasons.

by NEPatsFan12 December 03, 2020

Tom Brady'ed

To drop an elite quarterback 3 weeks into a fantasy season after a questionably sluggish start

Dude wtf u just Tom Brady'ed Patrick Mahomes, idiot.

by Wordmkr2 September 30, 2020

tom holland lip sync

We know this isnt your first time watching it, although its weirdly funny….

Did you see the tom holland lip sync battle yesterday?

by rain;( December 09, 2023

Kitty Tom

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.

WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.

Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?

Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!

by matthsc April 24, 2011

Tommed

Being kicked in the groin by a small insecure person.

Oh dude, you just got tommed

by LukeJames3221 October 03, 2015